BEER JEZUS

NO. STAY. BEER JEZUS BE FRIEND. YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?


BEER JEZUS ONLY SPEAKS TO BELIEVERS.


NO ONE READ BEER JEZUS BLOG.

BEER JEZUS OVER THEIR HEADS.

BEER JEZUS DIE FOR GINS AND COME BACK AND THEN EVERYONE ALL OVER HIS BLOG.

BEER JEZUS FEELS RIPPED OFF, BUT WILL STAY IN YOUR HEARTS.

MAYBE YOU BUY BEER JEZUS' BOOK AND IT MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.


BEER JEZUS WAS BORN OF VIRGIN BLOODY MARY.


BEER JEZUS WANTS TO REMIND YOU TO DRINK RESPONSIBLY.
AND BY RESPONSIBLY, BEER JEZUS MEANS PICK UP THE TAB ONCE IN AWHILE, YOU CHEAPO.

(beer jezus isn't really good at jokes)

BEER JEZUS HEARD THAT.

Screw you Beer Jezus!

BEER JEZUS HAS A HELL TOO. IT'S CALLED HANGOVER SATAN.

Sorry, Beer Jezus.

THAT OK. (makes ok sign with fingers)


BEER JESUS. JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT IMPORTED BEER IS NEVER TWIST OFF.

Beer Jezus: Did anyone call me?

Greta and Tiff: Did someone call for a B.J.?

Beer Jezus: Yep.

Greta and Tiff: (hands over mouths) Hee hee hee.