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Rules Concerning this Blog

Hello, it's me, Matt, again.
How are you doing cyberville?
Well, I'm doing just great! Well, things could be a bit better.
It seems some of you don't practice the proper cyberville etiquette that holds the fragile internets together.
Yesterday, someone decided it would be funny to post a very rude and hurtful comment on my blog. To be quite frank, they wrote "Eat shit and die you donkeypuncher!"
Now, I don't know what a donkeypuncher is, but I'm pretty sure it's not very nice and I'm a little T.O.'d.
Look, I understand if you don't like some of my poetry and Ziggy-style musings on everyday life, but you don't have to be a nogoodnik about it.
Also, I've notice that some of you are posting pictures of me on your sites with boobies drawn in over my chest, or my head on the top of a toilet, pile of feces, or Condoleeza Rice.
Look, I want you all to enjoy my many pictures and maybe share in some of the trials and tribulations that are my life: but, please don't abuse my life record.
Also, I would like to note that I'm sick of your constant badgering about my spelling and grammar: nobody is perfect:)
So, now that we have made some of the ground rules clear, I wish you the best and hope that you will enjoy my site as much as I enjoy writing it.
Good News!
I've written a new poem:

Love Bird
Love bird,
You are so kind to me,
Love bird,
Flying by the sea,
With me
I love you
Love bird.

Please drop me a line and let me know what you think! It took me an hour and half to come up with that. I know it's not very long, but most good writers spend hours on their work.
And, not to toot my horn, but Poetry.com has posted my poem in their 2000 – 2005 poetry books. I'm on page 134 this year, under the poem about the astronaut and his dog. The only thing that sucks, is that you have to pay 50 dollars for the books.
But, not to worry: it seems Mr. Bill Gates will be giving me a cool 50 grand for forwarding this email. See, it's a beta test to see how fast email chains can run around the world.
Well, I must be going.
I hope you all have a swell day.

Pleace,
Matt