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Episode IV: A New Hope On Monday I had an ugly moment. Hung over from a night of boobs and beer at Hooters, I walked passed the rag of polls...
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Wanna See a Dead Body? Dead bodies are falling off our President like lice. You have the ones wearing our flag, the ones firing at our flag...
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Ask me About Jesus So, I see this car out in the parking lot and it says "Ask me about Jesus." I thought to myself, "What is ...
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Funeral Plans for my Goldfish 2001 Monday, June 7 • 10 a.m. PDT: Goldfish tank is removed from the top of my fireplace. Tank is drained and ...
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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:10 PM This story is actually an ancient American myth used to provoke the boss to leave. ____________________...
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No matter how good or bad this lunch is, do not fucking disturb me during it. Yes, I understand that you have a pressing matter that needs m...
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It would be better if you didn’t do that. Seriously, stop it. I’m really not joking anymore. You need to stop doing that. OK, now I’m totall...
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How about a children's movie about animals? MATT ECKERT PRESENTS A CHILDREN'S MOVIE ABOUT ANIMALS 1. I demand that this be claymat...
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