Extreme Election Advertising
John Kerry:
MY FELLOW AMERICANS, YOU WANT A PRESIDENT THAT RAWKS!!!! DO YOU WANNA KICK THOSE REPUBLICANS TO THE CURB? WELL, THEN VOTE KERRY THIS YEAR AND SHOW THOSE RADICAL RIGHTS THAT YOU'RE TIRED OF THEIR TRASH TALKIN'! YOU WANT HEALTH CARE? WE GOT IT. SOCIAL SECURITY – GOT. MEDICAIDE? YOU BET YOUR ASS! P DIDDY IS VOTING KERRY AND SO IS PEARL JAM!!!! PEARL JAM!!!!!!!! SO, WHEN YOU CAST YOUR VOTE THIS YEAR, THINK P DIDDY, PEARL JAM, AND HEALTH CARE!!! VOTE OR DIE, FOOL!!!!
George W. Bush:
BOO YEAH! WHO'S THE MAN WHO TAUGHT TERRORISTS HOW TO DIE? WHO PUT THE NUKE IN NUCLEAR! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, G? IT'S W., YA'LL. IN THE HIZZIE MAKIN' THE TERRORISTS GO STRAIGHT KRIZZIE! YOU WANNA SEE TELIVISED EXECUTIONS UP IN YOUR MUG? WE GOT THAT. YOU WANNA PRAISE THE LORD WITH YOUR BABY'S MOMMA? WE GOT THAT. YOU WANNA SEE MORE SHIT EXPLODE WITH HEADS AND ARMS FLYING TO AND FRO? GUESS WHAT? WE GOT THAT! SO, THIS YEAR THINK BOO YEAH, KA BOODICA – W. BUSH YA'LL.
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