Peace Up

Fuckin' Friday

Fuckin' Friday. I ate too much sandwich. Man, my stomach hurts. I think I'm going to seriously blog today. FORREALZ.
So, I woke up, showered, went to 7-11 and got coffee, started my car for five minutes, finally got it moving, went to work, looked at the internet, did some work, then I ate a sandwich and now I feel sick.
Fuckin' sandwich. It was loaded with ham and swiss. Fuckin' ham looks brutal, doesn't it? It's all full of texture and shit. Yuck. Swiss cheese looks cool and clean. Ham is dirty looking. I think I'm going kosher for now on. That's right, no more mayonnaise.
I've got this blue-ass sweater on now. It's so fucking blue.
So, I started thinking: you know how there's like midget porn? Do you think Chewbacca has the equivalent in Ewok porn?

As you can tell, I'm more incoherent than usual. It's this fucking sandwich I ate. MONGALA! Just wanted to say MONGALA!
So, we get to leave an hour early today. This has pretty much made the day seem like its nine hours longer.
Really, nothing to report. Weisberg and I are going to a concert with all the non-famous members of Jane's addiction tonight. It's like that Simpson episode where Lisa is in concert with all the second fiddlers from Hall and Oates and.....well, you get the idea.
Did I mention that I'm never eating a sandwich again?
Kung Fu saves lives!
Man, my stomach feels all full and bloated. Man, I wish I didn't eat that fucking sandwich. I think I need to al roker my stomach.
Wouldn't it be fun for all if it turned out al roker was a serial killer. I mean, he has the look of it. He's all happy and stuff on the outside, but you know deep down inside he wants to tear flesh from bone with his teeth and prance around with his dick tucked in between his legs.
Well, that's just my observation.
Speaking of serial killers, I saw Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer last night. It was pretty violent. At this one point Henry visits this family from Patalooka, Texas and teaches them how to cook smart while relaying the weather to the rest of the country.
Oh SNAP!
That was al roker!
Wouldn’t it be awesome if they made a gum that really blew your mind? I mean, you remember that one gum where when you chewed it liquid would come out like you were chewing someone's kidney? Something like that. Maybe have the gum punch you in the face once you started chewing it??? That would be sooooo RAD!
Anyway, I'm sure these are all good ideas.
Peace up,mtta