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I WILL NOT BE IGNORED



Two things have come to my attention in the last two hours that I can’t get out of my head.

Yes, I’m obsessing. My obsessions are preventing me from even taking a sip of beer.



1. Why am I not getting the truckload of comments that other sites are getting.

2. Is my penis small, and if it’s small – how will I ever please a woman.



Let’s get down to brass tacks. There’s a good chance that there’s only one person reading this, which leads us to the first obsession.



WHY AM I NOT GETTING MORE COMMENTS?



Let’s face it, you: look at the bottom of this entry in ten days. Let me guess: one comment.

Now, on the face of it, this would tell me that I’m a poor writer and that my blogging skillz are something of shambles.

What am I doing wrong?

I want to please you the reader, and many other readers. I guess what I’m saying is I just want to be loved.

With that in mind, why do I need to be loved? What is it that makes me think that I’m not loved?

Could it be



IS MY PENIS SMALL?



I just got a computer and, therefore, have been surfing the net for porn and my dingle just doesn’t add up.

My wedding tackle pales in comparison to Ron Jeremy and nearly every black pornographic acto; barring that one dude who got a sex change.

What does this mean for me and my penis: it means that in the game of procreation I’m a loser.

Or, at least in the bottom margin of losing. How can I expect a woman to love me without a good 15-incher? Is she supposed to treat my cock like some sort of burden to tow over the remainder of her sex life?

Have all the women in my life that have expressed interest in the size of my pee-pee been lying to me? Would they have left me for a bigger man?

You bet.

Just look at any porno movie and listen to what the women are demanding:

“GIVE ME THAT BIG COCK!”
They sure as hell aren’t yelling any of the following:

“GIVE ME THAT SMALL COCK!”
”GIVE ME THAT ADEQUATE COCK!”
”GIVE ME THAT SIZE DOESN’T MATTER!”

No, they want it big and they want it long. They want it like Gucci.

Sure, K-mart makes a fine handbag, but women aren’t going to give up and just deal with faux leather.

No, they want the real deal, the big cock, the big name, the big everything.

Women are vacuous twits who only live material lives in search of the bigger and better and will never value what is true, what is compassionate, what is….

GOOD GOD!
See, that was my small penis talking. My small penis is jealous of the larger ones and therefore is negating women entirely.

I think my small penis is a fag.

See!

Only a small penis would use a slur to describe anyone.

My small penis has gotten out of control.

It’s still clinging to the two women who told it “You hit me in my cervix.”

And “I’m glad it’s skinny, it makes butt sex better.”

My small penis has a number of these sentences written down and rereads them every time it’s questioned.



Which brings us back to the first obsession on comments.

Is it my vulgar portrayal of genitalia that is scaring you away from commenting on my site?

I’ve noticed the sites that get the most comments try to be interactive.

Should I do daily questionnaires and games so that you feel “a part” of this site and nuke the repulsive quasi-literature?

Should I do away with explorations into the depravity of humankind?

Will that help?

I need your reassurance that my blog is splendid.

And my penis does too.



Pleace,

Vaginal