Dungeons and Dragons Convention

Mountain Dew
And pizza nights
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!Wizards, swords,
And mighty knights
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
I think I see a dragon
Eating your troll
DUNGCON!
DUNGCON!
Don't just sit there, brother
Motherf*cker, roll!
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
I think I left my retainer
At your last bash
DUNGCON!
DUNGCON!
If your Mom don't mind
Could I look through the trash?
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
I just sent away for a mail order
Bride
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
Hey, is that a Tercel?
That's one sweet ride
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
I can't eat dairy
I'm totally intolerant
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
This orc ain't trouble
He ranked moderate!
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
Picard is shizite
To James T Kirk
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
My game is dungeons, boy
And my name is Dirk
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
My asthma is
Totally off the wall
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
Sometimes in gym class
I straight curl into a ball
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
Chicks don't understand
Cuz they don't know
DUNGCON!DUNGCON!
I'm the smoothest knight
DUNGCON!
With spell cast level FO!