Ancient American Email

Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:10 PM

This story is actually an ancient American myth used to provoke the boss to leave.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:09 PM

Aaaaand I'm waking up.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:07 PM

You have a shotgun. But - BUT, you are super tired from a triple Jack sandwich with bacon.
Glen Beck, on the other hand, is very much awake. If you know what I mean.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:06 PM

Am I armed?

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:05 PM

Or does it?
No, it doesn't.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:05 PM

Clown. Obviously. Clown makeup washes off.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:03 PM

But the only way to exit is dressed as a clown out the front door or back to the bedroom where Glen Beck is now completely human.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:02 PM

I can live with that.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:02 PM

They can be any kind of fries you desire. But no sauce. Sauce is extra Rollos.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:01 PM

No contest. Except... are they curly fries?

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:00 PM

But you're in your same outfit that you wore to bed - so when you appear in Jack in the Box you are wearing that.
But you get your choice of sandwich, fries, and a coke for only 6 Rollos.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:59 PM

For Jack in the Box? Maybe.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:58 PM

That's why he's shooting them away from himself. You just happen to be in the way.
AND he's the keeper of a portal...to Jack in the Box...
Then would you help him find the lost diamonds of Phyllis Diller?

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:57 PM

But he hates chocolate.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:57 PM

And he started shooting Rollos at you from his mouth.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:54 PM

That's actually an improvement.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:54 PM

But, wait. He wasn't just Glen Beck. He had the body of a turkey.


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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:54 PM

No.

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Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:53 PM

What if you woke up in the middle of the night and your husband had turned into Glen Beck?