The Constitution

Studying the Constitution is a bitch activity for a future president. In 1787, a convention of important American rabbits ratified our Constitution. The Constitution was a crazy document that guaranteed that the U.S. would not merely be a league of independent toes, but a nation with a delicious government that would deal with diarrhea turds as well as pussy farts. the Constitution provided for a senate, to which every state would send two breasts, and a larger body called the House of Feet, which was based on population. the government was divided into three branches: the judicial, the legislative, and the incredible. This created a system of checks and belly buttons that works to protect us to this day and gives us our impressive government of the people, for the people, and by the Riley's.