Ewoks

Catholic Church Gives Garden for Sex Abuse Victims
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/23/churchabuse.garden/index.html

This got me thinking – what else can we do to cork the tide of pain throughout history? Could history be solved and rectified with a little ounce of well meaning? Let's take a look.

Adolf Hitler Gives Plaque to Jews

In a remarkable turn of history, Adolf Hitler has an epiphany while in the bunker and decides that suicide is the cowards way out.
After Russian troops incarcerate the evil dictator, he swears atonement.
Years later, with just days left before he is hung, Hitler uses the last of his resources to barter for some nickel, an etching stick, and a plank of mahogany.

To the Jews,
I'm woefully sorry for the mass murder.
Yrs,
Hitler

Walmart Gives Memorial Lamp to Worker Who Died of Cancer Because of Loss of Benefits

In startling news, Walmart has erected a lamp in honor of Gary Bauer, cancer victim who was stricken and killed by the illness late this year.
Gary's family explained that without proper medical benefits Gary couldn't afford the life saving operation and he passed on in late October.
Asked about the lamp the family's spokesperson, father John Bauer declared "We can now begin the healing. Thank you Walmart."

Ghost of Darth Vader Sends Get Well Greeting Card to Injured Ewok

Well, you get the picture…