Dude, if you're serving Papa John's, you don't have to worry.

Meanwhile, Israel takes your tax dollars.

Free Metamucil.

Free Monster Truck tickets anywhere in the US.

Miggs.

Thank God abortions are still legal.

POTUS the potty mouth.

Apparently not wearing a jacket is more offensive to the Constitution then, say suspending Habeas Corpus.

Your Mind: Blown.

Snow?

The last two groups of people to wear red were the British and the Communists – what's wrong with the patriotism in this country?