July 1, 2003
I decided to shape up.
I quit everything and I'm better for it.
One day at a time.
They still come by.
But, it will pass.
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Episode IV: A New Hope On Monday I had an ugly moment. Hung over from a night of boobs and beer at Hooters, I walked passed the rag of polls...
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