WE CAN'T STOP THE BONANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE CAN'T STOP THE BONANZA! WE CAN'T UP OUR COSTS! WE CAN'T TELL YOU NOT TO COME ON DOWN AND ENJOY FREE HOTDOGS AND COKES FOR THE KIDS! WE CAN'T TAKE BACK OUR PROMISE OF LOW DOWN FINANCING! THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU STAY HOME THIS SUNDAY! WHY? WE ARE INCAPABLE OF MAKING OURSELVES HAPPY! WE LIVE TO MAKE OTHERS HAPPY! WE'VE BEEN TO SHRINKS, THERAPISTS, AND CLERGY AND THEY TELL US THE SAME THING: YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT MAKING OTHERS HAPPY! "IT'S NOT A GOOD THING" THEY SAY! THEY SAY OUR NEED FOR LOVE HAS OUTWEIGHED OUR OWN SENSE OF SELF WORTH! THEY TELL US THAT OUR 0 DOWN, 90 DAYS SAME AS CASH, AND FREE LLAMA RIDES FOR THE CHILDREN IS REALLY A CRY FOR HELP AND MASKS OUR INCREDIBLY COMPLEX PERSONAL PROBLEMS! THEY SAY THAT OUR PARENTS NEVER TAUGHT US LOVE OF SELF! THEY SAY THAT WE GREW UP AS ROBOTS SERVING OTHERS IN ORDER TO FIND OUR OWN WAY IN SOCIETY! THEY SAY THAT IF WE EVER STOPPED TO THINK ABOUT OUR OWN NEEDS, WE MIGHT BE BETTER PEOPLE! WE ASKED IF THAT MEANT WE COULD JUST GIVE YOU LOWER THAN MSRP! THEY SAID WE WEREN'T GETTING IT! They said we've become so stripped of self worth that we don't even understand rational concepts anymore! we grinned and offered them dealer fianancing! they refferred us to a rehabilitation center! we asked "New or used?" they shook their heads and called our loved ones! we jumped out of a window! we broke nineteen separate bones! they said we were bed ridden! we said "Help, we're afraid we're going insane!" they said to take these pills! We continued to look for bugs in the bedding! we can't stop the bonanza!