Tuesday, September 15, 2009

SOUTHPARK: BANNED

So, I guess Trey Parker and...the other guy decided to take aim at Family Guy for lacking story.
IT'S A FUCKING JOKE MACHINE, IT DOESN"T NEED A STORY.
Meanwhile, Trey and Co. have been getting away with never taking a side in any debate, trying to form a moral point, then making fun of the moral point in order for you not to believe they are preachey.
South Park is still funny, sometimes, but they've got away with being "cutting edge" for way too long without someone saying "Buddy, you're preachier than Robertston."
Also, the creator of Ren and Stimpy (if you don't know what this cartoon is, it's because it resides in the 9th circle of Dante's lack of laughs Inferno) is "worried" that young animators will hold Family Guy to the gold standard, and that's bad because the animation sucks. Has anyone seen Ren and Stimpy and came away thinking it didn't look like a three year old's Trapper Keeper doodles?
Another one to chime in was Kevin Smith - the douche who brought you "hip" comedy in the form of Clerks (only good movie he made, and I use good loosely), Chasing Amy (lesbians were the only selling point here), and Dogma - the biggest pretentious piece of shit until Crash came along. Kevin Smith is douche bag and it's no wonder his sidekick is a junkie. They're making Clerks 2, I hear. I think the plot goes something like this:
That fat guy doesn't like to work.
Jason Mewlings gets stoned and talks like a three year old thug.
Silent Bob pulls off a quote that is supposed to be meaningful, but isn't. It's utter bullshit, like a Hallmark card greeting or an episode of Who's the Boss.
FAMILY GUY RULZ #1

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