Wednesday, October 28, 2009

war

This site is really, really demonic.
If you know what's good for you, stay away. In fact, just by looking at this site you probably will go hunt human blood directly after reading it.
It's true.
Oh, plus, another Christian has threatened me.
It really amazes me why Christ didn't bomb more people and "kick (more) ass" in his time, according to what a good portion of his believers adhere to.
So, please, do me a favor and stay out of this site. There's a good chance that reading random notes and stories could probably lead to suicide, abortion, homosexuality, or drugs.
In fact, anyone who can understand any of the words I write is probably on drugs and contemplating suicide: I have this effect on people.
Oh, plus, remember that it's not OK to burn a flag, but to put organic thoughts onto an electronic bulletin board is probably evil. Because, see, a three color flag is as complex as we should delve into symbols that create ideas. Once you get 25 letters and start rearranging them on a page - then you're delving into satan territory.
I was also told to broaden my mind, in (my guess) to save my soul. Could someone tell me how broadening my mind means I should stop thinking about things that are distressing? Should I have stopped my mind at President Reagan eating jelly beans and those wholesome, but irrepressible, Chipmunks?
If this woman believed in broadening her mind, she'd be down in the deep below, as well as the great up above. Her God seemed to believe this was important (Christ in the wilderness).
But, I guess I'm just doing this because I'm demonic.
Well, there's that possibility.
Just like that possibility that I might actually get laid this weekend.
But, hey, the comments are here for your enjoyment. And, I will take my friend's (from the below post) with a grain of salt.
Now that that grain of salt is burning acid holes in my stomach, I will say just this:
WORSHIP ME, YOUR DARK OVERLORD! FORSAKE YOUR CHRIST FOR MY DARK MAGIC THAT I WEILD LIKE A CHAINSAW! GIVE IN TO MY ALL POWERFUL BLOG!!!!
Good Christ! People are generally stupid.
Lates,
More book drafts to come.

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