Sunday, November 29, 2009

Interdimensionalluggage

Pandemonium

To: All Home and Regional Office employees

From: (NAME WITHHELD)

As you may be aware, former President Bill Clinton will be in Issaquah on June 30 to sign his new book for our members.

We really don’t know what to expect but his other book signings have had crowds arriving 15 hours prior to his arrival. Due to the short amount of time he will spend here, it is estimated that he will be able to sign about 1,500 books. We expect the crowd to be in excess of 2,000 people and I’m sure that some of our members will be disappointed.

NAME WITHHELD and her staff have been asked for signed copies of his book by our employees here at Central as well as in some regions. We will not be able to accommodate those requests because of the limited amount of signed books available.

I hope that you understand that it is our goal to take care of our members first and that we are sorry that we can’t accommodate these requests.

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