Monday, August 9, 2010


Dude, it Must Suck to be the Chair Thrower Right About Now

Hey, I really didn't think it was that big of a deal – the whole brawl up in there. I mean, if they gave this much attention to the high school brawls back in my day, they wouldn't have the webspace to fit anything about Iraq.
But, man. Can you imagine how the Chair Thrower feels right about now?
He's probably been checking CNN and every other news site for any pictures or info on him. Now, finally, his story comes out and I'm sure he's seen it. He's probably wondering if his friends know it's him, or if they went with him to the game, are they going to tell?
Hell, I wouldn't trust my friends not to blab their mouths. And these are basketball fans, not chess club people, so they're probably bar dwellers and such – so you know they'll talk.
So, the Chair Thrower can either give himself up now, which he's probably doing, or wait for that ugly flashlight knock on the door.
But, he could flee. Now THAT would be a good made-for-TV movie: Chair Thrower: Portrait of a Chair Thrower. That would be dope.
He could make it to Mexico, get lost in the holiday traffic and live off oranges.
Poor son-of-a-bitch.
Oh, well. Here's to you, Chair Thrower!

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